dimestorepoet:

how much do you think it would cost me to pay a cool black guy to follow me around between 9am and 5pm, cheering or alternatively shouting “ya dats fuckin right man” every time I make important decisions and fist bumping me when things are going our way and saying “no worries bro u still got me your token black home boy” when times are hard

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